and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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