Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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