Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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