My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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