Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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