Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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