That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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