therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
operation have a gay friend backfired
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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