Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Fuck appropriateness.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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