Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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