I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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