My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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