And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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