why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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