I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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