Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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