I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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