We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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