I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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