Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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