New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
