OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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