remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
