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question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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