i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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