Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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