just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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