Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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