No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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