he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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