if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
