the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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