i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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