brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Girls should come with a carfax report
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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