: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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