Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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