May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My bed smells like the plague
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
