Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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