Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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