Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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