so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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