apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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