I met the friendliest cop last night
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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