remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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