There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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