Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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