just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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