Sponge bath it is.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize