i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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