PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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