Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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