life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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