I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just pee around me
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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