but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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